forget about spray paint. forget about bubble wrap. forget about thepeopleofwalmart.com. forget about poptarts. forget about shiny stuff. forget about totillas. forget about tail-less cats. forget about kleenex. forget about words like supercalifragelisticexpialidocious. forget about helicopters. forget about wicker furniture. forget about platypuses. IT IS NOW TIME FOR AWESOME SAUCE!  We are sauce-o-neers. opposum. there is one outside. it has sharp claws. it has purple lips[i believe it drank some grape gatorade] it has a macbook. it has the internet. it is on google. it has officially typed in: awesome sauce. it has search results. it says, did you mean the coolest thing on earth? |
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We are AWESOME!!! We make you happy :) We sauce you up- with AWESOME SAUCE! Cuz that's how we rolllll. [and we roll often.]  |
There are multiple ways to contact us. We make an awesome sauce, called Awesome Sauce. arg matey! where ya be goin` so soon? surely ye come back again? ya best be comin` back er i'll make yer walk da plank!!! Did you know that the word cantelope plural = canteloupes? [ NEED TO KNOW.] Did you know gold & purple watermelon + lobster w/ pink parachutes = fun. [NEED TO KNOW.] Did you know that Pacman ate my homework? [NEED TO KNOW.] Did yo know that the way I sleep is also know as hibernation? [NEED TO KNOW.] Did you know that there is a ninja behind you and his name is Pedro? [NEED TO KNOW.] |
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